What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
They were all born on holidays.
Why do you put the candles on top the birthday cake?
It’s too hard to put the candles on the bottom.
What do you give a nine hundred pound gorilla for her birthday?
I don’t know, but you better hope she likes it!
Little Girl: “When is my birthday, Mother?”
Her Mother: “On the thirty-first of this month, dear.”
Little Girl: “Oh! Mother! Supposing this month had had only thirty days, where would I have been?”
Dont forget to check out our printable calendars to check your month has more than 30 days 🙂
Did you hear about the maple tree’s birthday?
It was a sappy one!
On Johnnie’s return from the birthday party, his mother expressed the hope that he had behaved politely at the luncheon table, and properly said, “Yes, if you please” and “No, thank you,” when anything was offered him.
Johnnie shook his head seriously. “I guess I didn’t say, ‘No, thank you.’ I ate everything there was.”
“Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Next time, take off the candles.”
A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said…
“I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.”
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? They both get sliced.
A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang “Happy Birthday” to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.
“Don’t let it bother you,” said a strange but amused voice.
“You folks need all the practice you can get.”
What type of cake is used for birthday cake in heaven?
Angel food cake.
BTW this picture is available as a Printable Birthday Card
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
“Hey, what’s eating you?”
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he’d like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife’s birthday.
“A little surprise, eh?” smiled the clerk.
“You bet,” answered the customer. “She’s expecting a cruise.”
I hope you enjoyed my Birthday Jokes and don’t forget you can share yours below by putting it in the comments.
