Here is list of strange warning labels wihich I found amusing which I thought I would share with you. My favourite is the Hair Coloring whats yours?
Sleeping pills: Warning may cause drowsiness
Packet of Nuts: Warning, contains nuts
Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower
Hair straightener: This product contains lead. Wash all areas that come in contact with handle or cord immediately after use.
Bottle of cough medicine for children 2+: Do not consume alcohol or drive and do not take if you’re pregnant or nursing
Fire extinguisher: Warning, not flammable
Lighter fluid: Warning flammable
Superman costume: Does not enable you to fly
Mattress: Warning do not attempt to swallow
Christmas Lights: Warning for indoor or outdoor use only
Disposable Razor: Do not use during an earthquake
Sunscreen for my windshield: Do not operate vehicle while screen is in place.
Rat poison: Not for human consumption
Hairdryer: Do not operate while asleep
Cigarette lighter: Keep away from extreme heat or open flame
Matches: May cause fire
Salt packet at McDonald’s: Salt Contains salt
Iron: Warning do not iron clothing that is on your body
Curling iron: Do not insert into any bodily orifice
Shotgun: Danger. Firing a loaded weapon at a person can cause injury or death
Tin of cat food: Not intended for humans. Do not eat like regular food
Insurance Policy: Does not cover acts of God
Sun block bottle: For external use only
Cup of coffee: Contents may be hot
Chain saw: Warning! Do not attempt to stop blade with hands
Microwave oven: Do not use for drying pets
Electric thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally
Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping
Toilet cleaner brush: Do not use in mouth
Lava lamp: Ingestion of alcohol and/or drugs will NOT make the lava lamp appear more psychedelic. Instead, your head will explode.
Hat: Do not wear in the rain
Japanese knife set: Warning do not use on your children
Mouth wash: In case of accidental ingestion, call a poison control centre immediately
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